I know it’s so far beyond the point, but the “if you love knitting own a yarn shop” part of the art comic struck me as particularly stupid because loving a thing isn’t the same as loving the business of the thing. You could love knitting more than your own children and still hate owning a yarn shop.
I love bed but you don’t see me working at Mattress Discounters.
who’s the fucker who’s telling kids if they don’t get good grades they might as well start digging their graves and etching out their tombstones
who’s telling these lies that you can only go to school in a straight unbroken line up to the end goal which is a degree which is your key to a good life
who’s teaching robert frost literally as “two roads diverged” and asking kids to pick a path and not letting them know that the roads diverge into A YELLOW WOOD with many trees and animals and stories and poems about picking a road then boasting about it to your friends at parties