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  • That's just, like, your opinion, man
    Moo moo moo moo.

    (Source: loscampband)


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    celsisus:

    When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

    (via neymarbaemar)


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    Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
    Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
    Everyone: Okay.
    Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
    Everyone:
    Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
    Everyone:
    Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
    Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
    Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
    Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
    Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
    Unfeeling universe:
    Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
    Existential dread:
    Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
    Death itself:
    Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
    Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
    Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
    Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
    Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.
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    Art Bell Appreciation day

    (Source: itberice, via 148km)


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    sparkydeathcap:

    like 63% of the blowjobs i’ve given have been set to los camp! lol


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    all-yr-kayfabe-friends:

    Also got the biggest setlist ever!! :D


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    slayboybunny:

    (via etoilesduballet)


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    vegan-yums:

    Salted double chocolate ice cream / Recipe


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    bewbin:

    you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

    (via kuklarusskaya)


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    pointetillyoudrop:

piquesandpointeshoes:

prosthetic-dance:

criselefantina:

Olivia Cowley and Edward Watson

why in the hell is this tagged as thinspiration
no
just
no

Ugh pls do not

More like flexibility inspiration dear god

    pointetillyoudrop:

    piquesandpointeshoes:

    prosthetic-dance:

    criselefantina:

    Olivia Cowley and Edward Watson

    why in the hell is this tagged as thinspiration

    no

    just

    no

    Ugh pls do not

    More like flexibility inspiration dear god

    (via ballet-doll)


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    charmingwreck:

can I just re-state how much I love her

    charmingwreck:

    can I just re-state how much I love her

    (via poehlerization)


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    lesredshoes:

    New Beginnings: New York City Ballet presents NEW BEGINNINGS on September 12, 2013. Filmed at sunrise on the 57th floor of 4WTC in lower Manhattan, this short film captures an extraordinary and moving performance of Christopher Wheeldon’s After the Rain. It is a testament to the resilience of the human spirit, and a tribute to the future of the city that New York City Ballet calls home.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zMCxmdkcRY

    (via plie-sautdechat)


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